Tuesday, May 20, 2008

File Under "No Way This Dude is For Real"

UPDATE:Looks like the guy took down his ad - WEAK...

Ok, dig this guy's classified ad trying to sell his car.

A few select quotes from the description:

"This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants..."

"
I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe."

"I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner!"

Please be real, please be real!

credit Miles for sending me this

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